I thought Australia banned her for dog smuggling.

That is only true if you are not buying a seat for the child (i.e., he or she is flying as a “lap child.”)

At least he died doing what he loved.

The National Park Service runs a lottery. I have entered every year for the last 8 years (7 Obama plus this year) and have never been selected. I really would have liked to bring my kid there, regardless of who is in office. I am truly disappointed that our number never came up.

Ed Wood gave us Dr. Acula. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Ghouls

There is only one book I’d like to read by her: a play-by-play retelling of election night. What was going on in that hotel room. When did they realize Trump was winning, what happened next, that sort of thing. Unfortunately, neither she nor anyone else will ever write that.

When will Jennifer Coolidge be added to the cast? This seems like her kind of show.

The day before our wedding, he backed my mom’s Mercedes into my dad’s Mercedes.

Get lost, Lindsay. We have Emma Stone now. Heck, we even have Bella Thorne now.

I’m running on about 3 hours of sleep right now so I don’t even know my middle name. He was always huge in real estate (at least, that’s how it seems - Trump Tower was built in the 80s)but I feel like 2005 is when The Apprentice and all the licensing deals (clothing, perfume, etc.) started to take off. But I really…

Or the year he asked Deutsche Bank to forgive his $40million loan.

On NPR this morning, he said he did not think they came from Trump. He has been covering Trump since the 1980s (and written at least one book about him) and said that when Trump feels like he’s not in control of the situation, he goes ballistic (like he did this time.) THat’s how he is comfortable attributing other…

Same here. I would never leave my gastrointestinal fate in the airlines’ hands.

“handsome” looks a lot like Joe Francis.

Who’s that blonde between Ben Affleck and Meryl Streep is what I want to know.

Lara Flynn Boyle was the beginning and end of ballerina dresses for me.

It’s my least favorite dress of the night. Like if Lanz of Salzburg did formalwear.

That’s been the plan since Day 1, and I think the entire Republican establishment is in on it.

And there’s a big difference between, say, the Beacon Theater and the Chuckle Hut in Peoria.

Did your husband leave a couple of years ago to work in Singapore?