My dad loves him.

Ha! Because I always misremember Kidman as being on Desperate Housewives. I think it’s the combo of To Die For, Stepford Wives, and Marcia Cross.

I’m involved with my son’s youth hockey organization, which hews to SafeSport guidelines (including, among many other requirements, that an adult never be alone with a child.) Do other sports not do this? The requirements all seem pretty basic and unobjectionable. http://assets.ngin.com/attachments/document/0102/5713/U…

Really? Because when I saw what the bride had posted on FB (something about how she was about to become a nagging Jewish housewife) I figured it was a draw.

I am genuinely conflicted about the Easter Egg Roll. We have entered the lottery every year for the last 8 years, and always came up short. Fine. (Even though I know people who were chosen multiple times!) Every year, my son knows people who go, and he always wishes he could go. Now he’s 11, so this is kind of his…

Thank you! I did not understand the uproar (faux or vrai) over her reluctance to assume the role. She wasn’t elected and it probably wasn’t in her job description in the mail order bride/prenup contract.

How much for moonshine with a pickled pig’s foot garnish?

They all are!

Saving my eyerolls for when she sells the movie rights.

Coming here to say the same thing! THere’s one in Bethesda and one in Pikesville, but neither is theirs. Isn’t her family in Chevy Chase or Potomac?

I was guessing a place for his mom, one for Vanessa, one for each kid, that sort of thing. Same with the vehicles.

Live on $100,000 and put the rest in triple tax-free munis?

Jeter had (or maybe still has) a huge apartment in the Trump building near the UN (I think it’s called Trump World Tower.) He also bought his parents an apartment in the same building. His main compound is St. Jetersburg in Florida (no way is he paying NJ state income tax!)

Body man is like Tony Hale on Veep. Holding the purse, that sort of thing.

Same. This sounds like a paid vacation.

Yes, and it sucks for kids like my son who only want to play in the spring (because he plays other sports the rest of the year.) Our town is too small to support both rec and travel teams, so we have a combo (semi-travel?) that has the intense kids who play all year round mixed in with kids like mine who go 9 or 10…

Right? (I grew up in Belgium.) When I hear about an American who grew up or lived abroad, my first reaction is: that’s so cool!

$20 says he hits on Tiffany.

I don’t give a shit whether it affects Hollywood’s bottom line, but I am bothered that video piracy money tends to fund organized crime, drug cartels, and human trafficking. (Same reason I oppose counterfeit handbags.)

They used to do that in Manhattan too, through the midtown tunnel & down 34th. I went out to see it a few times & will always regret not taking my son. It was surreal.