Or Sarah Silverman. Or Matt Damon.

Another good point! I am also a prep school grad and at my school they didn’t rank students, so did not have a valedictorian. We had a “class speaker,” who was elected by the senior class.

Nah, check out Sunset Hill in Ridgefield. Or the Great Ridge in Weston. Or Mohawk ski resort. Connecticut, we’ve got it all.

To me the biggest burning question is how Rory managed to overtake Paris for valedictorian. She had a bunch of bad grades when she first started at Chilton and I doubt Paris ever had anything less than perfect grades.

Korlando Blerry

Worst gift basket ever.

According to Ben Affleck. Show me the receipts! I’m skeptical. That goes for you too, Kesha.

Yep, sung by Jack Black. It goes, “Don’t Bite Your Friends.”

Markus Lupfer?

What evidence do we have that she’s not stupid?

Like on Ray Donovan?

Yeah, I think you’re right. Certainly not “second Corinthians" ever though.

January Jones is in Altuzarra.

Oh, I see. I’m Catholic, so we say “second book of Corinthians”, and aren’t really Christian anyway, according to a lot of these folks.

I have two (not 2, but two) masters degrees and would likely have done the same thing. How many people *have* listened to the bible being read out loud?

Finally, I feel sufficiently pandered to.

Honestly, they seem too stupid to have done anything of the sort. I bet they’ve spent everything they ever made, and then some. Probably on 4x4s, trips to Cabo, and Miracle Whip.

Yeah, New Money is just the worst.

Jack Nicholson, too. Makes “Chinatown” so weird.

I bet the war hero knows the baby isn’t his and is just fucking with her so she has to fess up in public.