I 100 percent believe this, and I am usually a totally rational person.

Well, I lived there for a year and was by far the thinnest person in my office. By NYC standards I’m not thin at all.

KRIS

My first apartment cost $169,000. In 1998.

THANK YOU. Was coming here to say the same thing.

Gretchen Mol’s lack of acting ability crippled her career.

Age 25 - when about an hour before a big meeting my boss realized I hadn’t formatted a spreadsheet the way he wanted and unloaded on me, calling me a STUPID CUNT in front of about 5 other people. I cried, and then went to the bathroom and threw up.

Unless the plotline is that she’s having Jess’s baby. Then it’s fine.

I know I would. The whole situation is heartbreaking.

I didn’t read them here, to be fair - elsewhere on the internet (and from some older family members.)

I hope every person who made snide remarks about how she could go cry on a bag of money now understands that there is no amount of money that can compensate for the loss of child, particularly when your child dies in a painful and unnecessary fashion.

One of the greatest bands of all time: Squirrel Bait. (And Slint’s pretty good too.)

I was born in NYC, grew up here, NJ, CT, and Europe, and have always thought the Greek system was some cute little thing southerners did because they didn’t have, well, anything else to do down there. Now I’m starting to think it’s, like, kind of a thing, actually.

Of course they’re still married! They’re perfect for each other. Can you imagine them with anyone else?

I’ve never heard of a bride giving a speech at a wedding. Is that a thing? I’ve been to, like, ten zillion weddings, and can’t think of the bride or groom ever giving a speech.

It was the apex of reality tv: “MTV True Life: I’m Getting Married.”

One of my favorite things ever on TV. And we all remember Charlie and Sabrina, but don’t forget that crazy gold-digger Bruria. I would love to know what # husband she’s on now.

That one and “calf implants.”

Tell the limo driver you will gut him like a fish.

The bottles (which I’ve had on my wish list for ages) are $35 now.

The bottles (which I’ve had on my wish list for ages) are $35 now.