Yeah, since when? I remember Gwyneth calling her “that TV girl.”

You probably could have left off the check part.

What is there to guess about? If the kids aren’t listed on the invite, they’re not invited. If the invite doesn’t say “and guest”, you don’t get to bring a guest. How is that not understood? And am I the only person who actually *enjoys* attending weddings of friends and family, even more so when I get to leave my kid…

I hope so. Oh man, what great beach reading the tabloids would be. Please, Bennifer Prime on a Mediterranean yacht.

How many people on that list finished high school? Two, maybe?

YES.I don’t know much about architecture (though I know what I like and don’t like). There’s a house near me that has always bugged me, and now I can pinpoint why: gable fronts on gable fronts. It almost looks like you could fold it up like an accordion. It’s about five years old, so it’s right on trend.

When I was about 7, we were thinking of moving to a “new”* neighborhood. As we were driving around, I heard my mom say, “I can’t live here. Not with all these broken pediments.” I didn’t figure out what they were for about 20 years, but now to me they’re the epitome of McMansion.

I’d rather see Joe run and pick her as his running mate. But perhaps he’s too old to sleep with one eye open for 4-8 years.

Tell me more. Is it better than Revitabrow?

Yep, my son was the same way. He made a little lamb sound, like bleating, but almost never cried. (Until 18 mos. when he started getting ear infections — oh, that was awful.)

Is this a famous person? Or is it you?

I’m giving it to the belt.

Are we sure it’s her house? It looks like a rental in Cocoa Beach.

Don’t be bitchy and childish. Mungojerrie is right — this jewelry is unexceptional. I see the same stuff on the subway every day. It’s certainly not post-worthy. If you think this is “bomb-ass” and are going to be snarky and immature — well, you’re not doing Millihelen any favors.

THE Kanye? Okey doke.

I was yelling NEVER TRUST JOHN SEARS!

Same here. AND my mother’s maiden name was O’Keefe. Are we related?

Good for them. I fantasize about checking into a hotel for three weeks and turning off my phone. I hope they red lots of great books, got some spa treatments, and marathoned Gilmore Girls.

Why drag his wife into it? Jeeze.

Do you really not know the term “prix fixe”? If not, Goop and celebs really isn’t your beat.