He never covers anything in the microwave. Especially not pasta with sauce. It's a Jackson Pollock in there.

Exactly. I've managed a youth hockey team for a couple of years and we often find ourselves in unfamiliar cities (don't know where to eat) for tournaments, not knowing when we'll finish (moving on to the next round or not), with kids who take FOREVER to get changed out of their gear. But we always find a place to call…

My mother was a very reserved, proper woman (never heard a "damn" from her all my life, let alone harsher language) who of course never talked to us about sex (Catholic, you know.) But when it came time for me to apply to colleges, she said she would not let me attend any college that had fraternities because they…

Of course they aren't! My dad is loony tunes.

I always do that, for just that reason. My paranoid, Catholic father cautions against it because he believes that if the plane is hijacked the Hamas hijackers will look at the manifest, see who ordered the kosher meals, and execute them first.

Have Lynn Yaeger host and it would be the greatest show of all time.

There's really no one else to do it. They all stink. (Though, TBH, my favorite recent hosts have been Chris Rock and Seth MacFarlane.) They might as well bring back Billy Crystal.

Bad thing about Steve Carell: He has never hosted the Oscars.

I love Ray Donovan. I order Showtime when the season starts and cancel it when the season ends. There, I said it.

Yeah. When I was 15 I spent a year fooling around with a 25 year old (I suppose at the time I called him my boyfriend, but in retrospect - barf) and from 17-18 dated a guy who was 4 years older (and even brought him to my prom.) Looking back I am just so grossed out by these guys and I can't believe my parents thought…

My dad (75) does that all the time. He thinks it's hilarious. I tried to warn him not to screw with the people who make your food, but I've given up.

Nah. Biggest assholes I've ever met anywhere were in Minneapolis (I took a job there as a buyer for Target and quit after 9 months — 100 percent due to the fake, stupid people there.) Being unemployed and moving in with my parents at 29 was preferable to one more goddamn day in Minnesota.

With all due respect, you need to find a new pediatrician! We've been to several and they *all* have evening and weekend (including Sunday) hours, even just for well-care visits.

My son is 9 and has had every vaccination (including annual flu shots or mist) for a lifetime out of pocket cost of $0, including no doctor copays for those visits. We live in Connecticut.

Not this pope. He has baptized the children of unmarried mothers before. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Except when you're at a wedding with my five -year-old, who announced during the homily at my cousin's wedding "this is SO BORING." And then went right to sleep, snoring even.

Son of Sam laws are not just about murderbilia. E.g., espionage.

And 25 mins from me! Hi neighbor!

There are laws — Son of Sam laws. I think the magazine you read was wrong. However, I guess there is some wiggle room, or we wouldn't have "Orange Is the New Black."

I always, ALWAYS confuse her with Emma Watson. Even though I've seen every movie each of them's done, and consciously know that they don't really look alike. Still do it. All the time.