Just put on crappy clothes and dump bleach on it. 10 minutes later soak it up with paper towels or rags.

I see Bill Murray as Yoda.

Oh God, same here. Obsessed! I made my parents take me three times. (We weren't poor, but they are no fan of singing children.) I even tracked down Bopo nail polish because Danielle Briesebois was in the ads for it. I would love to take my six-year-old to this new production, but he is a boy and will be miserable.

Would you bring a seven-year-old boy? (Early show, of course.)

No prob - I was totally confused anyway, what with Liz Lemon being from Pennsylvania and her mom dating Buzz Aldrin.

Was it maybe on Rock Center? Not 30 Rock? Or am I missing a sarcasm thing today?

Who cares? A good act is a good act. I don't care about the motivation behind it. This is also the logic I've applied to Angelina Jolie all these years.

She told the family she needed money. They offered her additional hours of housekeeping. Maybe she thought she deserved a raise for the child care, instead of taking on housekeeping? I don't know. I just don't think this has nearly as much to do with class resentment as it does with mental illness.

I have a telegram from my great-uncle, that he sent to his sister (my grandmother) after he was injured in France in WWII. It's basically "I'm fine, can't wait to get home, I bet the baby [my mom] is walking and talking by now" but it is still one of my favorite things I've ever seen.

She is in the Flight of the Conchords "Fou de Fa Fa" video, the greatest synthesis of film and music ever.

Teresa says it has nothing to do with money, everything to do with time, and that she never heard from them anyway. I dunno - I give her a pass on this. I bet all these women get asked for a lot. http://www.teresagiudice.com

Something is missing here: "Gilles Mendel dressed six actresses for the Emmy Awards, including . " #corrections

I didn't mind them until I found out they were BFFs with Gwyneth. Now I think there must be something really wrong with them. She's just a stain on everything.

Yes. The world of Gisele and Coco Rocha and Kate Moss is tiny and edgy.

Eh, "Sorry if people were offended by retweet" is hardly "profusely apologized." It's a non-apology.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Fair enough, but then why was it in the auction in the first place?

Nina Ari-AAAAAAN-da!!!! (Say like Oprah.) I love her. I get stuck in Midnight in Paris all the time just to catch her brief scenes.

How did this happen? I am serious.

This happened in a Peanuts, too. https://www.schulzmuseum.org/willie-mays-and-a-charlie-brown-christmas/