Christina Applegate is a national treasure.

I highly doubt that.

Witchy undertones.

I would enjoy that. And she could redo her perfume ad to be covered in tiny babies instead of men.

I loved Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett. And I thought Joan liked it too?

Please please please tell me Gaga is pregnant, what with the weight gain and the vomiting. I want to see her version of maternity wear.

Seriously. Who puts the two covers side by side and decides SJP will sell better? Granted I'm not an SJP fan at all, but this cover of her is really one of her worst.

It would be cool if they made them from monkey paw cells.

Check out "Lexicon Devil," the Darby Crash bio. Lots of great GoGos anecdotes. They were filthy! (And I say that with admiration.)

I think it would be great for stacking firewood.

I believe that that title goes to Jennifer Herrema.

But at this moment she's en route to British Columbia! And they just miss each other at the airport! But she left her backpack behind, and just as he's pulling out her teddy bear she shows up. And yes, this movie in my head stars Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

When this story first came up on Gawker, a commenter noted that the new fresco now has an armbone that looks like a cinnamon roll. I still laugh uncontrollably thinking about that, and it's all I see.

Seriously. She has been very cool about this. I don't think it's fair how she's been dragged through the mud. And to be honest, half the women I know would have done the same thing had they been in her position.

Shannen Doherty does this and it has made me crazy for 20+ years now. Tinnis for tennis, for example. I just assumed it was a southern thing; she's from Tennessee or somewheres.

Because you are a normal, rational person. :) I have a six-year-old; no way is he going near alcohol for several more years. Like maybe I'll let him try dad's beer at 14-15-16 but I can't imagine it before that.

I should have been more clear. They did it more than once. Many times. I just remember being 6 the first time.

I remember very clearly my parents giving me wine with dinner one time when I was 6. I don't remember how much but I felt dizzy and lay down under the dining room table while they played "You're 16, You're Beautiful and You're Mine." That song still gives me a sour stomach.

You know what drives me wild? When I dislike something for valid, specific reasons and someone tells me it's because I'm just jealous.

I got trapped in an elevator with Robert Chambers and a toy poodle. My hand to God.