Wow, really disappointed in Laura Linney. :(

Bless her, seriously, but why is she there? All I hear her voice in anymore is commercials and singing the theme to “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie” on Amazon prime.

did it used to be a blinking light? Mine does an annoying loud beep at irregular intervals. It won’t be ignored!!

but how do all of your smoke alarms go dead at the same time?

Nobody dies in a kitchen fire if you have properly installed smoke alarms. If you don’t have smoke alarms and die in a house fire, you probably had it coming.

Let’s be honest. She married for status and money, and to advance Marchesa. I cannot imagine anyone willingly having sex with him for any other reason. Maybe she and Melania should get together. They seem to have a lot in common.

The more I learn about these disgusting habits, the more I refuse to believe that Georgina Chapman was clueless.

JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. The incredibly amount of blind-eyeing, enabling, excuse-making that had to go on throughout his company, his circle, his home, is un-fucking-believable. There are soooo many other people responsible for this and they need to be held accountable. I’m looking at you Bob and Weinstein Co. Board...…

what in the hell are you talking about?? Wash your crock pot!!

No. They are amazing and it sounds like maybe yours just sucks. Try a new model!

That does it! My slow cooker can now collect dust in a garbage dump rather than my counter! What if I continue to never use it and it just spontaneously combusts?!

why are you here

I don’t think that’s true.

Dear Dead Bimbo,

if carl sagan smoked weed in hotel rooms, i’d still consider him an asshole for doing it
i hope he did not, because i love carl sagan, but

This is what all marijuana smokers think. As someone who works in college residence halls, the vast majority of smokers are completely nose blind to the smell of weed. I’ve had to bring in professional cleaners to get the smell out on a multitude of occasions. This is also true for vaporizers. Now, if you want to not…

Hi there! It is actually pretty fitting to go after the pharmaceutical company when you know everything they did in order to bring millions to their knees due to addiction. They claimed it wasn’t habit-forming and poured millions of dollars into campaigns that touted that very important, untrue assertion. From the top…

Biggest crime is that Amy Schumer gets paid more than expenses to appear at all. The “women just aren’t funny” cliche is a tired one but she seems dead set on making it relevant again.

The fact that he went through all the trouble of writing his initial response and dragging her by posting it on facebook, just proves he’s a misogynist arsehole

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