Welp, I’ll say it, this was lame.

The particularly low landing

lEfT wINg sKinNy jEAns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you sure this wasn’t some kind of Liberty Mutual stunt?

How will there be school shootings if all school aged children are working?

Rudy Guiliani has entered the chat

Is this the first time in recorded history that the words “Smart” and “Alabama” have appeared next to each other?

Who’s watching their kids while they’re at work?

hey look, someone trying to be funny and failing miserably

I’ve been riding and racing for 20 years and have seen experienced cyclists who ride over 10,000 miles a year fall over in that same manner. I think it is great that a man in his 70's is out there getting some exercise instead of sucking down Diet Cokes and lying about his weight while trying to end democracy.

Looks like the autopian dot com 

I’m so sad to see you leave Mercedes.

Dear Jalopnik stop

Also don't forget that they're good for occupying entire city blocks with uninterrupted asphalt eyesores

That’s the van your dad and I kidnapped you in!

Yes?

Yes?

That’s the part GM developed. They used their Camaro designers.

Have you been living under a rock (with respect to automotive news) for the last 2-3 years?  Lordstown Motors has been pretty prominent since before Trump helped them announce their pickup back in 2020...

Sometimes it’s better to just go ahead and google something rather than comment.