EDIT: Not making anyone famous today.

I love this, and I love you. Take this star.

Trying to control what goes on The Root and other blogs is like trying to control the weather. Some people have managed to pull it off, but you sure as hell aren’t about to.

“She came in the house and she was wet, like soaking wet, and I’m asking her what happened but she was afraid to tell me because she thought she was going to get in trouble,” Rapier said.

She needs to be identified and charges need to be filed.

He needs to be found dead in his jail cell. I don’t care how it happens, just as long as it happens, period.

Shhhhhh....don’t tell him. 

Well, glad you managed to clear that up for everyone.

Someone had a deadline to meet.

Everywhere is a death zone for me, since I die so much.

Sadly, I’d have to agree. The whole thing will get buried in other outrageous news within a few months.

The second photo goes into the “so bad it’s good” category. Plus lowriders are amazing.

The 77-79 T-Birds were the most redeemable of the bunch, but not by much.

Yeah, that’s not an F-150.

I always thought that gen Durango looked like a pot-bellied pig rooting for truffles.

Glad to know. Apparently that idiot thinks I’m “part of the problem.” What a riot.

Round wheel arches?? We’re not making feminine trucks, here.

Look at it as an enjoyable collector car and you’d be able to justify the price a bit better.

That looks a lot like the I-59/I-20/I-65 interchange in Birmingham, Alabama.

Stacking takes time and costs money. Lots and lots of money.