Imagine if this kid suddenly woke up, grabbed her feet and sent her hurtling head-first to the floor. Too bad the poor kid would get punished for what would be her just desserts.

A comment so edgy, I almost cut myself.

Could be an air-cooled four-stroke?

We probably won’t be getting single-player DLC, and I personally don’t give the slightest of shits about that.

They are putting these girls at risk for toxic shock syndrome and all kinds of other things.

So this is basically an overly dramatic rendition of Chrysler’s Cab Forward design.

Nothing. The guy just wanted to be edgy as fuck.

He’s not going to regular “pound-me-up-the-ass-bubba” prison. If anything, it’s either house arrest for the foreseeable future or a lengthy stay in a Club Fed-type minimum-security setup until his health inevitably wanes and he gets transferred to a hospital or hospice care until his passing.

Torino. Definitely Torino.

A Mustang purist just screamed himself into a coma.

And if someone in the neighborhood happens to see you “customizing” that house, one of two things might happen:

Be prepared to come back to a car with a bunch of scratches, a broken window or worse.

I have an 02' STS with a 4-speed auto (4T80E) that’s more of a 3-speed with an overdrive and torque lock-up that shaves about 200 RPM off the engine speed. Combine that with 3.71 gears and you get an engine that turns at about 2,600 RPM at 80 MPH, well......what I’m saying is that it could use another gear.

The same thing happened to me one night on the side of a very narrow road. You’d think that the cops would throw on their lights and help keep traffic from grazing by backside while I wrestled with a blown tire, right?

“There was a weapon. He was trying to, as he said, get a rise out of me,” Stover noted.

Because distracted driving is still distracted driving, no matter if you’re stopped at a light or tooling along at 60 mph.

If that’s all it takes for you to “peace out” of being an ally, you were never one to begin with.

Nothing, except being aggressively clueless.

The underlying crux of the issue is that these two gentlemen received treatment that was far different than what the average white Starbucks customer would have received. I bet if a white gentleman asked to use the restroom, the manager wouldn’t have given it a second thought.

Mineshafts? Pffft. You won’t survive the fallout that way! Vaults are the way to go.