Just leaving this here:

The mythical brown diesel-powered station wagon.

Right about now, I’m thinking the driver of the C63 is holed up somewhere with an expensive lawyer figuring out the best way to turn himself in without getting his brains kicked out of his head by an irate NYPD. If not, best of luck to him, because he’s gonna need it.

I’m surprised she hasn’t been pulled over for a seat belt violation. For some people, it usually takes the financial pain of a ticket + court fees and/or an insurance rate increase for them to straighten up and buckle up.

Far as I can tell, the gay agenda is a secret plan by gay people to turn everyone gay, and the way they will accomplish this is by...I dont know, asking that they get treated as fully fledged human beings with rights that shouldn’t be based on sexuality. Or something.

This also insures that you’re never able to get a second job to supplement your meager income.

If we could guarantee that only upstanding conservative whites (a.k.a “the right kind of people”) would have access to better health care (or better anything, for that matter), we’d have it. Because there’s nothing worse than seeing aid or resources go to “the wrong sort of people.”

First they came for the green carders, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a green carder...

Tried as adults and sentenced to a minimum of 10 years in prison, perhaps?

People are going nuts. I was like “I’ll troll a lil bit.”

I wish the authorities could track down the nutcases making these threats and let them spend a couple of days weeks months in a jail cell.

That and the fact that they’re working their asses off for every single dime of that money. And the guys who’re making less than $35k? Jesus. “Brutal” doesn’t begin to describe it....

But I bet that costs a fortune to replace. And no sun visors, either.

Yikes. That’s the sort of sick fourth-degree burn you’d only get if you went to Hell and told the Devil to go fuck himself.

Before the Orbital Cannon, you had the Merryweather Airstrike. Just call up the mercs, toss a flare and watch the magic unfold. Of course, it required you to get up close and personal with your targets and the resulting carnage wasn’t as devastating.

This guy is a well-known troll, so arguing with him will only guarantee that he comes back with a “witty” retort only an 8th Grader would love. Save yourself the trouble and dismiss him.

Double the wage at McDonalds and McDonalds replaces those people with kiosks... because they’re already doing that.

License plate matches with car’s sentiment.

Whoa, settle down. Did the city of Atlanta diddle ya when you were a child or somethin?

Toyota Hinny