You sir, have no sense of taste.

That's why I switched to BMW after three horrible Benzes.

....I'm still surprised how one can say no to a $25,000 DeLorean.

It has an uncanny resemblance to the Maserati Birdcage.

I only own red.

Never, EVER finance if you have the cash. EVER. Don't have the cash? Save up! If a bank wouldn't stand to benefit from you through a loan, they wouldn't offer it in the first place.

The real question is whether Ronda Rousey has an alibi or not.

Ok, so now I have to reload the page 2,000 times in order to balance the scales. Oh boy.

You not commenting would have been the best choice. Should, in this case, is perfectly appropriate, as if things would have gone as they would have, he should be dead. It’s not that he “could”, because there's no possibility - it's definite.

That man is amazing. I've been staring at that outfit for the whole 30 minutes I've been watching this. So sartorial. So perfect.

Did RR not learn anything from the Nissan Murano convertible?

But... But... It's only a few hundred dollars more!

Just like MB has the BlueEfficiency badge on their cars. Except, when I owned one of their SUVs, it has aproximately the same fuel efficiency as an 18-wheeler.

In all seriousness Doug, you should go to a VW dealer and see if they would be willing to sell one then report back to your column. That would be something cool to read.

Yes, but, unfortunately, there are two problems: the Mercedes brand is tarnished by sub-30K cars that anyone can buy (CLA, GLA), and as a brand Mercedes is not the best quality. They used to be years ago, but not anymore.

Would you just give yourself a gift if you got COTD?

Let me guess: he was RUI - Racing Under the Influence.

Yeah driving is not good. Especially with a nice car in Florida haha.

Or just install a foghorn on your car and use it often.

I actually took my kids there a few years ago, amd since I was driving a Cayenne Turbo, I was driving a little “spirited”. Because of this, some guy in front of me throws empty water bottles at my car. Only in Florida.