But still. He doesn't care about jurisdiction.

Well that’s why you aren't the Secretary of State.

The beautiful smell of leather.

Is this some sort of joke? Where on earth is the Maserati Birdcage????

As a Marylander, I would most definitely vote for you.

Maserati Birdcage.

What just happened to the Kinja UI in the past 5 minutes since I logged on?

I don't get it.

Give me V12 or give me death*

I've leased my S65 for that very reason.

It’s actually an incredible deal. If I didn't already own one, I'd definitely buy this.

That's what I'm hearing from him as well. Haha.

I think Trump may be able to help us out with this.

I will only buy a ticket if DeMuro is there.

This was probably not the best idea, but in ‘08 I towed a fully loaded, large U-Haul trailer with my leased Audi RS4 two days before the lease ended. Long story short, when I returned the car to the dealer, there was black smoke being emitted from the tailpipes. Oops.

To hell with Porsche. Idiots.

Why does everything bad happen to you on your way to/at Applebee’s?

I'll make it a great day, only because you say so.

Porsches are great off-road. I'm not joking.

Or buy a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S or any Cayenne. I personally own the Turbo S, and I've owned RRs and BMWs but the Porsche truly is the ultimate SUV. It just cannot be beat.