Dodge Ram: Driven by douchebags who think “mopar or no car” and roll coal on busy streets. To prove the douchebaggery of this truck: I saw a gas 1500 with a Cummins sticker.

Outback! It’s the obvious choice.

My mom has never owned an exciting car, as she drives company cars mostly. But she has been so supportive of my automotive hobby, and gives me constant driving tips, as she drives 60-70k a year for work alone, and has for nearly 30 years. She can’t wait to retire so she can get out of crossovers and get something like…

I’d go for the WRX, or a GTI. If you find one with a warranty, a lightly used Audi s4 could work too

CPO BMW X1! 28i

I’ve managed to stay single. So I’ll go for the car that my dad drove that my mom hated. Namely all of them (xc90, TDI sportwagen, BMW X3). My mom makes terrible automotive choices though, owning 2 base impalas and a rouge, my dad hates those

Funny story. I sat by Pauly shore on a plane, he was flying commercial and dressed like a clown. Most annoying plane passenger ever

I’d like to see Bill Caswell, Sam Smith and Jack Baruth