Larry Page: "How's the roll-out our new car-pricing ap going?"

Actually, the Ford GT looks best in every color.

I think a twinturbo 6 liter V12 is not boring.

Mercedes 190e 2.5-16 Evolution II, because understatement is overrated.

It should be illegal to have one of these Quattroportes in anything other than black.

Batman.

I'm starting to get tired of these designs, bring back the curves!

"United, are you listening? Because I'm running on coffee and pure, unadulterated anger right now. And this is not a good look for me. Or anyone."

Needs more of this!

I don't feel like I need to explain this one.

"The answer isn't always Miata"... you're right! The answer is Miatamino!

One thing that is never mentioned, at least that I have seen, is "How much does it cost?"

Tiguan called..

Just keep smiling and no one will notice I stole this jacket from an astronaut.

Miatas are pretty neat little cars

They should. This kind of maneuver wasn't very... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT... smart.

Reminds me of this:

It looks like a bug that has eyes with no pupils and it doesn't make eye contact EVER.

Become a rally driver, they said...