These videos are awesome, but I still want to see footage of it hitting something.

Eighteen hours later:

Perhaps Mike Holder’s an idiot.

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

He wouldn’t have left Boston if he was the world’s greatest leader (despite how many assholes he had to live near or work with).

Considering the billions of people that consume rice daily, 60K cases per year is statistically insignificant.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”