TractionControlOff: Hey Ryan, If you had to choose between running the Rolex 24 or Indy 500, which would you choose and why? Ryan: Indy500 - but why choose, we do both almost every year anyway? For Sweden: Ganassi drivers are the hardest -working drivers in motorsports. At this very moment, Kyle Larson is testing the…

What's that about a bad penny?

Watching it in reverse feels more appropriate.

I came here to comment about the Newcastle ad because you can't comment on that page. I really think I may go get myself some Newcastle now because that shit was funny. Good job, advertising jerks. You win my dollars this time.

That was necessary.

From Petchesky's article on Monday:

you're thinking of oppo-locka.

"Barry Bonds at his peak was black, talented, and arrogant"

You’ve said before that your parents were, in a sense, there but not there as you grew up. Can you pinpoint what you’ve taken from that that influences who and what you became? Follow up - how do you feel about the Singer 911? Best car ever or third best?

You’ve said before that your parents were, in a sense, there but not there as you grew up. Can you pinpoint what you’ve taken from that that influences who and what you became? Follow up - how do you feel about the Singer 911? Best car ever or third best?

Go totally nuts. Translation: leave it as is aesthetically and then give it a hybrid powertrain. But not just any. Give it an LS1 crate and a 350kW electric motor. Basically the American version of the Porsche 918, except...you know...a Winney.

You're a Shriner with a thirst for wild abandon no fez could ever quench. You're the secret child Tony Stewart fathered with that rinse-blond server at Waffle House outside Pell City. You've never held a Guinness World Record but always wanted to. Actually, I don't know who you are at all, but you paid ten grand for a…

You're a Shriner with a thirst for wild abandon no fez could ever quench. You're the secret child Tony Stewart fathered with that rinse-blond server at Waffle House outside Pell City. You've never held a Guinness World Record but always wanted to. Actually, I don't know who you are at all, but you paid ten grand for a…

well, there's a subrogation issue here too - one cannot take the insurance money for the full value of the car and take a new car from the dealership. Insurance payouts aren't damages. If they want a windfall from this, they will need to sue the dealership and not sign over their claim to the insurance company,…

Finally, a case I can actually win.

Ha. Reminds of this comedian (can't remember who) who proposed a reality show where 9 dudes all live in a house together with the idea that 8 of them are straight and 1 of them is gay. The task is for each to figure out, without asking, which one they think is gay. The twist - they're all straight. When you think…

yeah, watching this live it appeared that this one wasn't quite sure who was home and who was away.

Oppo!

Bikes are fascinating to me because, when you really think about it, real advances in bicycle technology and design are on the molecular level - on the level of materials and nearly invisible construction techniques.

Good lord, the overrun! It sounds like someone fast forwarding the soundtrack to a horrible rock slide.