or at least a drink

I'm so sorry for laughing. That's gotta be annoying.

RIGHT? I don't even instagram, and even *I* think that's pretty rad.

I have only one teen on my gift list, and she's getting a Barnes and Noble giftcard. I find teens aren't all that...romantic?...about hand-selected gifts from the older people in their lives and tend to want practical things, and like so many 'coma family women, she loves to read, in quantities that make it hard to…

"We get erased. It's not like people are talking about Babes in Toyland everyday, and yet they were hugely important to my band, and to a lot of girls who came of age in the '90s. When are they ever mentioned as influences? To think of a band like that, or Mecca Normal, that was so big and important to so many people,…

Yeah, I can't fucking stand Dave Grohl and Mia Zapata's exclusion from this doesn't surprise me one bit. For anyone wondering what giant, heavy balls sound like on a woman, please listen to the following:

Plenty of chapters have unofficial members (and I'm intrigued by the wording that says there is no Phi Psi lifeguard, rather than no Phi Psi employee). Plenty of chapters have social events that are not officially recognized as such. Plenty of chapters haze their new initiates until there is a new pledge class.

I love this color; I shall call it The Dried Blood of My Enemies. "Why, yes, I am wearing The Dried Blood of My Enemies! Really makes my eyes sparkle, don't you think?" Or, "My nails look so pretty when they're painted with The Dried Blood of My Enemies."

Mom Juice. (That's what my toddler calls my wine.)

Good for her. I hope she finds peace for her own sake, but she owes Pantaleo nothing.

Oooh, wait wait wait! We've also gotta get a shot of the Flying Spagetti Monsterite display!

Yeah, but a bitch is also free to side eye the way a bitch approaches a topic too. Free speech cuts erry which way.

slow clap for Kara, as well as the human right to approach a topic however a bitch shall please

I respectfully disagree. Women are speaking up; hell, a woman in Germany died last week for speaking up. The fact remains that women are not the ones in power. We can scream our lungs out about what's wrong with our society but until the people with power choose to change the situation, rape culture will continue.…

I'm definitely a feminist, so I've got that much, anyway. I've learned to knit 3 or 4 times over the course of my 32 years, and it's just too damn boring for me. We should start a feminist non-knitting circle. Or maybe a feminist quilting circle?

I just want to say, from what I understand, the other guy in that recording is the one that recorded and shared this confession because he knew just how fucked that whole thing was. So while we're all losing faith in humanity, remember this young man! There's still hope.

Can I send some yarn or something to these ladies? They can knit themselves some superheroine capes.