I think the real issue here isn't her picture or her tattoo — I wish someone would press the Times on why they chose such a large picture, above the fold, and away from the article. Why not put the article on breast cancer next to the picture above the fold instead of the one about the nonprofits? When I saw this…

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I'd imagine blocking LSAT is because of the need to autocorrect misspellings of "last."

Either Gandalf has giant hands or the Borg shrunk Jean-Luc's shoulders when they turned him into Locutus.

Aww! His meow sounds just like my baby kitteh who tried to run away (just ventured into the hallway but still 30-second-HEART-ATTACK) tonight. It's half confused and half where I am and also somehow half ovary melting.

I tend to use nicknames as project names with my clients, which are usually based on the management teams or ticker symbols. One year, I had a client I dubbed 'fluffy,' which I then promptly turned into a verb.

Thank you. And remember... ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT SIDECAR ACCIDENTS! Please stay and / or escort your humans, says Smokey the Drunk.

Thank YOU for putting up with us drunks and our accidents! Seriously... most of my step-mom's nurse stories end in me wanting to puke (no fancypants suit or homeless people vestibules involved). You're a much > human than I am.

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It might have been a panda or there all along. I was severely concussed. Although, as my step-mom is a nurse and she's had to work Thanksgiving for like every year ever... She told me I deserved the shade and I had to agree.

That hangover was the opposite of mini. But thanks. I'm glad everyone thinks it's as insane and funny as I do (with the good distance of a few years).

Please do. TM. And make sure his suit is expensive and covered in my gray matter.

I have no memory / idea of what happened up to that point. I kind of snapped into consciousness when I was asked for my social security number, but up to that... there either could've been massive casualties from a turkey frying disaster or I could've asked for it. TOO MANY QUESTIONS. And too many sidecars.

I'm honored. Please think of me whenever you have an opportunity to drink a sidecar. And remember that sidecars are dangerous.

Yep, totally true. The best part was being so concussed that I had to go to a different hospital and get another scan thingie to make sure my brain juice (all scientific terms) hadn't been totally leaked. My boss likes to refer to this story as "The Time I Got Brain Matter on My Expensive Suit."

A few years ago, my boss overloaded me with so much work that there was no conceivable way I'd be able to go home and would have to spend Thanksgiving alone. Eventually, after realizing that he's a giant asshole, he invited me to join him and his fancypants friends for Thanksgiving at his fancypants private club. It…

I remember "they wouldn't have to rape someone to get easy sex!" being one of the main arguments for innocence in the Duke lacrosse case, too. Never mind the fact that they were actually innocent and there were better arguments to be made ...

I saw a presentation made by A21, another charity working to fight human trafficking, a few weeks ago. They said that there are currently more slaves in the world than at any other point in history, including when slavery was (sadly) legal. Many are trafficked from Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia into the the UK or…

His Mickey by Toni Basil...

This could've been a really interesting article about generalizing women based upon looks. This also could've been a really interesting article about public perceptions of female soldiers. Furthermore, it also could've been an interesting article about how Jackie Speier missed the whole point of the referenced…