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She wasn’t much of a student, either, and that didn’t stop her.

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts:

Not headed for Harvard this fall. She’s taking a gap year and working at, I believe, the US Embassy in Spain. (I know more about the Obama family than I know about my own sometimes)...

This instagram does it for me:

A friend of mine was rightly proud that he suggested her first desk appearance of the fall should have a “Jostbuster” joke, which Jones approved of on Twitter.