They brought the horses to tow the RR once it breaks.

somebody call matteofrosini or whoever owns the Stratos...

Obama really needs to step up his game. How is it that in the 20th century our president can still not figure out that ebola is not only a cause to be concerned but also a national disgrace?

This dude's got nothing on Brolaf :)

Is this DC's version of Brolaf?
http://youtu.be/T918N8hzxIQ

step 19: post car for sale on craigslist saying it needs a starter

Just show up in a Camry and pretend you never learned.

Wait, I'm 24 and I've been able to drive stick for about five years, when someone going to throw me a Porsche RS to drive? I know I should selfish, but it's like those stop smoking bonuses people get, yet the ones who never smoked get nothing.

I think we're about on the same page here. I was pointing out the incredible contradictions of a party that sells itself on (supposedly) small government, minimal spending, and the rights of the individual, then constantly does the exact opposite.

You just ruined my childhood in 1 paragraph.

So this game is basically like Pokemon, where you can capture things that would normally attack you and brainwash them into serving you and fighting their own brethren and breeding with their own children/parents/grandchildren so that you can create the genetically-and-emotionally-perfect super-slave versions of them?

once again don't get this place. A new Z can be had for well under 30k. For a place filled with car guys you are mostly unaware of the market. A 3200lbs car with 330hp rwd 6 speed for 28k is a steal is this world of 26 thousand dollar 180hp subarus and toyotas.

Wow, and I thought the stings I set up were exciting. I was cracking up at the end as all of them just fell over dead on the 'Sauron's Army' screen.

Idiots have a hard time understanding there's a difference.

26.2 miles in 2 hours? Psh. Impossible.

I had this one.

It doesn't seem right because it's not real.

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Well, not a single one of these has proven itself in combat (and they certainly had the opportunity to do so - see USS Stark and USS Missouri.

Guys, I am massively uneasy with how your military fascination is increasingly creeping onto the front page of Jalopnik, a CAR blog. By all means, guns are cool and all. But could we maybe please it keep it separate from posts about using an E30 as a tractor? Just voicing an opinion here, please don't be too hard on…