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They brought the horses to tow the RR once it breaks.

somebody call matteofrosini or whoever owns the Stratos...

I have mixed feeling about Snowden, and I agree with some of what you wrote, but this line:

I mean, the world distrusted us after watergate as well. Maybe if the things we were doing weren't unconstitutional and illegal, then saying the truth wouldn't be so bad. If you look at the shift (slowly but surely) towards privacy that we are finally having in this country, you have him to thank. Perhaps his methods

HERO.

Whereas we have endless supplies of completely clean coal.

Obama really needs to step up his game. How is it that in the 20th century our president can still not figure out that ebola is not only a cause to be concerned but also a national disgrace?

Do people actually use phones without cases?

Cassandra in the video above has suffered from severe acne since the age of 8. She got bullied to the point she became homeschooled.

What? You want women's shoes to be made for comfort - the way all men's shoes are? Jesus, it's like you think women are human beings and not just unthinking machines sent here by God to civilize men by tempting us with your ass raising heels into becoming fathers against our better judgement.

If my dom came out in anything but high heels I'd lose respect for her, and wouldn't be able to lap up water out of a bowl like a good doggy. It's as simple as that.

Verizon isn't left out of the Nexus party, they refuse to join. I've been wanting to switch to them since Verizon has a better network where I live but I refuse to use the p.o.s. locked down junked up phones they offer with all the Verizon crap loaded requiring root to disable. Hopefully the S has the same specs...

This dude's got nothing on Brolaf :)

step 19: post car for sale on craigslist saying it needs a starter

Im not exactly sure what you are saying (but I kind of get where you are going), but I know a lot of the tube issues are due to getting a random infection or the like (causing damage, scar tissue, etc). Not really a genetic thing.

Wait, I'm 24 and I've been able to drive stick for about five years, when someone going to throw me a Porsche RS to drive? I know I should selfish, but it's like those stop smoking bonuses people get, yet the ones who never smoked get nothing.

That shit about verizon really pisses me off. It doesn't make any sense that they won't allow people to use nexus devices on their network. They literally make an extra effort to give their subscribers a poorer experience. They only thing they have going for them is coverage.