Or you could eat some healthy veggies instead of more beef.

EVERYTHING is contaminated with fecal matter. EVERYTHING. You, right now, you are covered in a fine mist of shit. For the love of Cthulu, there's bugs that live in your eyelashes and only in your eyelashes and while they don't poop, they do eventually die and explode. All up on your eyes, in your hair follicle, just a…

People will complain about this while freely guzzle down soda after soda. None of this crap is really that important because you shouldn't be eating that much of the food that contains the pink slime. If you're eating enough food that contains pink slime that you're worried then you need to stop eating so much crap…

The thing is, the 300 is not a spry vehicle. It weighs in at not much under 4,400 pounds. Chrysler builds these things in Canada by melting together two Abrams tanks into a car-shaped mold.

All political, religious and hierarchical systems are like water. Most turds float to the surface.

Can we all just admit America has turned into a goddam oligarchy and get on with the class war, already?

What's it going to take? Somebody getting killed?

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"How 8 people designed 150 dungeons"

Why should my tax dollars go to giving people making minimum wage food and healthcare when companies like Walmart rake in record profits on the backs of minimum wage workers.

That's the biggest problem I had finding a job in high school. Everywhere that I applied to turned me down because I had no experience working in retail which is pretty hard to get if no one will hire you in the first place.

When most women get married/get a boyfriend they go crazy about cheating it becomes like a hobby destroying everyone's life and creating a scene, I think engagement rings have some sort of evil powers in them or something like wheel of time kind of stuff.

Dude, I was "dating" a girl I met online. She said she was a divorced (single) mother. I was cool with that. She lived about an hour away, so we decided I would come to her place and stay the night. Everything is going great, until 6:30 am. Her HUSBAND comes home, and starts losing his shit! I kept telling him she…

I had sex with a married woman once. I used to date her back in highschool and then she disappeared for a few years. I come back home on vacation to visit my folks to find out she was living in town again. We hooked up that night to hang out, ended up kickin' boots and going our separate ways.

This is troubling, but relatively routine. While relations between the US and Russia may be deteriorating, I don't think it will devolve into a Second Cold War.