“Genetic testing was allegedly performed, showing the babies genetically belonged to two other, separate couples. They then gave the babies to those couples.”

My youngest brother is adopted and he looks like my dad. 

Someone that doesnt want to be seen in a Prius but wants a hybrid. 

I know what you're up to! You're one of THOSE people. I don't have any of those bags and I don't give you permission to search the premises. 

Unless your 323 is lowered several inches i dont see why youre that worried. My car is lowered 2 inches and I only really need to worry about poorly designed parking lot ramps and overly tall speed bumps. 

Oh man looks like “lets all pretend to be boomers” is leaking into Jalopnik.

I don't talk about plastic zipper bags anymore since they're illegal. I wouldn't want to be arrested for owning some....not that I own any. 

The woman that got shot jumped the shooter with some of her friends to beat her for sleeping with her boyfriend. The shooter pulled a gun and shoot one of them for obvious reasons. 

Apparently, the one that was shot organized with a few friends to jump the shooter. This was due to the shooter having slept with her boyfriend.

That Eclipse was so hideous it made President Trump look directly into the sun during the solar eclipse. 

As someone that has entrusted water proofing to a ziplock bag before......DONT DO IT!

Endorphins, it's the endorphins causing you to be happy and let down your guard. 

As an American I would like to say “Of with their heads! We took down the monarchy when it was a patriarchy and we'll do it again now that it's a matriarchy! Also dibs on a royal Corgi." 

You forgot he gets paid for these articles.....

I just drove 70 miles for a truck that was much more money and the rear suspension was just barely attached still thanks to rust. I passed and went home a bit pissed that the Rusty frame was not mentioned when I SPECIFICALLY ASKED IF IT WAS! 

In order to do that we need to completely change how we use and dispose of nuclear fuel and waste. 

I don’t understand the reasoning for willingly driving 170 miles per day to commute. I used to drive 50 per day for my commute till I moved to the city.

I grew up in rural/suburban America and moved to the city 7 years ago. You couldn’t pay me to move back to a rural area. The time savings from every little thing is insane.  

M ready to move in house was hideously dated and didn't even have a dishwasher. It was cheap and everything else worked so it made for a very sound investment. 

Maybe add “payoff your student loans before buying/financing a car.” to the end of that.