We need R Kelly, Trump, and the KY Turtle Senator to grow some beards so this beard obsession can pass.

Someone needs to find a TX prosecutor that will prosecute a woman that miscarried for negligent homicide. Maybe then that'll drive home to the GOP how stupid these laws are. 

It’s the government employees that are simultaneously useless, dumb, genius, and completely obstructing Trump.

I stole my gf's pants today so boom 50.000000000001%! 

I hope one of the POS that supported this law gets pregnant and miscarries or his wife does. Charge them with negligent homicide and send them to prison!! Charge the father with being an accessory too! 

That's pricey, my dad just bought a dock and at that price point it'll pay for itself in 10 years. 

Dock slips can be very expensive on popular lakes. I prefer the 3rd option, store in some good old boy’s secured lot with a giant cover all just 5 miles from the lake.

Its gone up over time. As long as you’rea decent I tip 20% but if you suck, ya you’re getting 10%.

Actually the best thing you can do monetarily for stadium vendors is make them aware of underage drinking. They receive a substantial bonus for reporting it. 

Not sure how a Wrangler seems less dated inside than anything.....

Run on the sidewalk you aren’t a vehicle. When I’m running on the local paths I’ve never had a cyclist that didn’t yell “On your left” at least a few seconds before passing. 

If they buy a manual GXP Coupe it’ll be one of only a few thousand in existence. They are exceedingly rare and definitely over budget. 

Cyclists do that so people see them. You're more likely to see a bike that is in the middle of the lane vs one riding the shoulder. Also most lanes aren't that wide and if you're in rush hour traffic it's not like you can cross into the other lane since it's most likely full. 

Meanwhile as a law abiding cyclist and motorist I’ve been ran off the road while cycling by motorists, had a truck pull out in front me while I was doing 30+ mph, and been cut off or honked at numerous times for no reason other than I’m on a bike.

Oh so himself? 

So you're saying this will make me wait till it's on sale for 75% before I buy it?!?!? Awesome! 

#3 One of the local breweries currently has beers on tap from 3.4% to 13% with the average ABV at 8.5%. Their beers are amazing but it's one of those one and done or else I'm catching a Lyft. 

Maybe on the 1st part and they'll probably tell you pray. I'm not sure if they offer treatment but it sounds like they aren't using this federal money for treatment and are instead spending it on "branding." 

They do testing but they specifically state "Abstinence only education." They're a thinly veiled Christian anti-choice religious group. 

The answer will be “no” but in look it up form.