It doesn’t cure ED it just fixes it momentarily. Meanwhile rhino horn is believed to increase virility, give you HUGE BONERS (ironic because Asia), and other positives.

Run on the sidewalk you aren’t a vehicle. When I’m running on the local paths I’ve never had a cyclist that didn’t yell “On your left” at least a few seconds before passing. 

If they buy a manual GXP Coupe it’ll be one of only a few thousand in existence. They are exceedingly rare and definitely over budget. 

Cyclists do that so people see them. You're more likely to see a bike that is in the middle of the lane vs one riding the shoulder. Also most lanes aren't that wide and if you're in rush hour traffic it's not like you can cross into the other lane since it's most likely full. 

Meanwhile as a law abiding cyclist and motorist I’ve been ran off the road while cycling by motorists, had a truck pull out in front me while I was doing 30+ mph, and been cut off or honked at numerous times for no reason other than I’m on a bike.

Oh so himself? 

So you're saying this will make me wait till it's on sale for 75% before I buy it?!?!? Awesome! 

#3 One of the local breweries currently has beers on tap from 3.4% to 13% with the average ABV at 8.5%. Their beers are amazing but it's one of those one and done or else I'm catching a Lyft. 

Maybe on the 1st part and they'll probably tell you pray. I'm not sure if they offer treatment but it sounds like they aren't using this federal money for treatment and are instead spending it on "branding." 

They do testing but they specifically state "Abstinence only education." They're a thinly veiled Christian anti-choice religious group. 

The answer will be “no” but in look it up form.

The world is pretty crazy and surprising when you take off the blinders. 

Hahahaha 1st they'd have to get Trump to give testimony under oath. Once they've done that though it would be easy since the man can't help but lie. 

Im looking at used trucks to avoid the depreciation hit and they aren’t bad. I’m not looking for a quad cab specifically because this is a 3rd vehicle for the household and it’s specifically for things neither the sedan or sports car can handle.

So the next time the Saudis highjack a plan they’ll just fly it close to a building and detonate a nuke in it?

I seriously considered learning to make jewelery just so I could buy some old stuff for nothing and remake it into something unique. I aready have too many hobbies though. 

Drifting takes more skill than drag racing and is better.

Ive never been to wedding I didn't have a good time at. 

Mwahahahahaha! I’m friends with the owner of that Audi TT Allroad. It’s even more comical with their 10 ft kayaks on top and 2 large dogs in the back!

It’s Fox News they come up with dozens of incredibly dumb articles EVERYDAY. There’s a reason I was banned from commenting there. Although it wasn’t entirely due to calling out writers’ stupidity.