That’s what Google is for. Type in whatever weird thing you got and you’ll find at least a dozen recipes. If you’re allergic to it give it to some starving homeless person. 

Awwwww you must be the self righteous cunt that was snotty about the time I used a plastic bag while riding my bicycle to the grocery store. I hope your SUV rolls over with you in it. 

What weird store doesn't sell carrots individually?!?!? Y'all need Kroger in your life. 

I’m calling it right now, Fire/Normal. 

Fire/NORMAL because it's a regular old fire bunny. 

Ya you younguns weren’t around for Demuro days! What’s going to break on the Range Rover next?!? Was my favorite series! He should've started calling it the Range Roller since it had so many issues! 

So I could go get a Tesla 3 and drive it for a week then return it FOR FREE?!?!?!? 

Keto is almost no carbs at all. No fruit because it has too many carbs. Veggies are ok depending on their carb content.

As someone that drives 6 miles round trip and makes as much boost as possible once the car is warmed up......... I’d save like $40/month.

Hmmmmm I'll have to post up near retired people destinations so I can pilfer their belongings from their emasculated bodies. 

A company made a new front bumper (panel?) that makes it look completely different and better. 

“Reality" has quotes around it because you have no idea what it is. That's some high level humor you got there. 

No one went missing but the women posting the videos lost 70% of her belly fat and the dinner car smells like bacon......

I'm sure they're glad you aren't on the train. They'd have to listen to you bragging about Keto and smell your horrid Keto Breath. 

Trains lack wings that get covered in ice mid flight resulting in them and everyone on board plummeting from the sky.

Need 1000 lb-ft of TORQUES or else I’m not interested. 

The Cobra and 930 are most likely extremely limited by the tire tech of their respective times. 

Its the Kardashians you're better off assuming everything is staged. 

Pretty much everything vehicle maintenance related gives you cancer. Brake pads? Cancer. Oil? Cancer. Leaded gasoline? Cancer, birth defects, Nero. 

Unless you weren't there from the beginning so you had super weak mechs.