I'm sure they're glad you aren't on the train. They'd have to listen to you bragging about Keto and smell your horrid Keto Breath. 

Trains lack wings that get covered in ice mid flight resulting in them and everyone on board plummeting from the sky.

Need 1000 lb-ft of TORQUES or else I’m not interested. 

The Cobra and 930 are most likely extremely limited by the tire tech of their respective times. 

Its the Kardashians you're better off assuming everything is staged. 

Pretty much everything vehicle maintenance related gives you cancer. Brake pads? Cancer. Oil? Cancer. Leaded gasoline? Cancer, birth defects, Nero. 

Unless you weren't there from the beginning so you had super weak mechs. 

Something something tree refreshed with tyrant blood something something. 

The Green New Deal would become the Green Solution to Climate Change Emergency. Oh sorry Republicans you really screwed the pooch this time! It would be even better considering there's actual facts to back it up too. 

That show is horrifying in the way that it shows how something like that could actually happen. Lust for power + fear + religion = fuckery 

Is renovating your house to sell it a side hustle? It took almost every weekend and 6-10pm most days after work for nearly a year. 

Jabba the Hut? 

Inheritance is like quenching a blade, if there’s anything wrong with it you’ll know right by the time it’s done.

That is what fast, nimble prey driven dogs are for. This one only wants one thing in life, the death of all squirrels. 

Thanks! I had looked at new Frontiers and unless you want a 2wd 4 banger it’s all autotragics.

She threw a vagina egg at them and said "It'll fix everything, probably! No gaurentees!" 

Goop was organic, holistically baked, heirloom potatoes, French frying the whole time. 

There aren't any! Unless I want a base model with 2 wheel drive. I don't want a 140HP 2WD truck. 

Pretty slow and inefficient/ineffective genocide if you ask me. 

So what’s a potential buyer to do if they want a smaller truck to haul jetskis, kayaks, camping gear, mulch, fencing, occasionally 300+ lb mahogany desks, winter driving, and some light off-roading? Also I want a manual with 4x4.