Oh man sorry that happened to you. 

This is like comparing the effectiveness of running a marathon in running shoes versus cowboy boots. 

We can eat corn and cattle are routinely fed corn before being sold for slaughter. It’s one of the cheapest, fastest ways to get cattle up to a desirable weight for a slaughter house.

The Fyre Festival made me wish I would've moved my retirement plans forward 25+ years! I could've made like $100,000 taking rich idiots home on my sailboat! Unfortunately I'm decades away from that. 

It’s mustard......that stuff is delicious when it’s a paste but you turn it into a gas and you’ve got WWI all over again.

It’s actually related to the way most beef is raised. Most animals are fed corn which has to be farmed, then transported. Then you have to transport the cow/steer to be slaughtered, then that’s moved again.

I bet you like Corriander! 

You were so close!

The new International Semi Truck seems a bit small. Also why does it have a Chevy badge?

$5 on her ODing in 2019. 

My dad bought one and resold it in the very late 90's. It just didn't fit the collection.... mostly because it was yellow and the 69 Corvette w/ 427, E-Type, and TR-6 were red well except for the Vette..... It was white but the interior was red......like REALLY red. Point still stands it didn't have enough red. Also…

Shove a bunny inside a turkey and pray you don’t get salmonella. I have no idea if this would work at all and made it up on the fly.

Probably, because like everything else us millennials touch, I’m killing it........

I'd take a star from you but then my student loan company would probably consider it "wages" and take it. 

It's Jezebel.....they're pretty much paid to be upset about EVERYTHING. 

Imagine if he had tried to dress extremely well/stylishly. Then Jezebel would be ripping him a new one for trying to upstage a successful African American woman because white male privilege and racism.

Ugh I see these stupid pay it forward things on FB all the time. Just let me pay for my own shit. I’m a Millennial and I don’t want some Boomer/whatever generation’s BS “charity” so they can then write some dumb article about how I murdered Santa, Easter Bunny, tuna, and/or MURIKA.

I'd invest! Just make sure part of the legal disclaimer is that you own ShaggyCam Inc owns all footage. Then we can monetize it for us in lawsuits! 

You’ve obviously never had to work while you have a boner. It takes over your every thought!!!

But how do I ball tap a woman? I’d have to slap pretty hard to cause pain to her ovaries......