Who’s that fit guy wth reasonably sized hands in the proper length red tie with a full head of hair in the painting?

You conveniently left out the part about sleeping with Clinton being one of her goals.

This is hero every Jalop deserves.

Except the water was close to boiling then they dumped it out to replace with cool new BETTER water........ That new water is close to boiling but I heard there's some new EVEN BETTER water that's super cold and shaped like cubes. 

Yeah like those Republicunts and Republicucks! Oh and I can’t forget the GOPussies!!

You can say just about anything you want in the USA without fear of government reprisals. Now the public may hold you accountable but that's your fault for being an asshole. 

I actually bike pretty frequently to work but I’ve been slacking lately since I’m working on my house constantly after work. Also it doesn’t help that my beater “daily rider“ bicycle needs new tires and could probably use new wheels.

No not really, see metro areas that have had sources for IDs removed coinciding with voter ID laws. There's actually a great article that points this issue out. 

My CC has NEVER been signed and I’ve never been asked to show my ID when using it. 

1) Not everyone drives, it’s a luxury in fact.

20 year old me thought the same thing. 31 year old me likes having an interior but gas mileage is an after thought when you commute a total of 6 miles a day.

Well actually, Lamborghini made an SUV(SUT?) decades ago. It didn’t have whale penis leather interior but it was still pretty cool. 

See there’s these things called integrity and shame. The Republicans lack both of them. They don’t care if Trump rapes their daughters and wives as long as he “sticks it to the Dems!”

No you don’t “need an ID for everything.”

I didn't know Costco has a membership fee until this article. I don't even know where the closest one is.....I just Googled it and apparently they're in the suburbs. I only go there for Jungle Jim's (discount beer, liquor, wine! Come on BK we're going BOOFING!!!) and to visit family. 

Braunschweiger aka liverwurst was one of my staples. That and the 1 lb packages of ham. The gf at the time hated it with a passion. 

No corroborating evidence if we use the GOP standard so “Clinton did it” isn’t a defense in this case.

See child support is socialism and would "destroy" those "good" "mens'" lives so they'll make sure the get rid of that next.  

Except for the part where the atmosphere causes significant drop off in the power transferred by a laser. You'd have a hard time killing someone with a laser from a few miles away. 

So you're a flat earther now?