Seems like there a few solutions to assist with this problem.

Oil power plant is more efficient than your ICE. We’ll use more electricity but less fuel overall when the switch to electric vehicles occurs.

Obviously he called the police because he was concerned for her safety! His friends and family have been telling him for years that African Americans can’t swim.

Im in a similar political leaning regarding firearms. Unfortunately neither of the 2 main parties represent that view. Occasionally some Democrats are close but the Republican are generally just shy of “Tactical nuke for all Americans!!”

Protip: MOVE BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENT(S)! If you are able to.

I need a broken down lawn tractor, a LS1, and some turbos STAT!!! 

Good! Once Trump and his GOP supporters tank the economy they’ll lose a bunch of seats and then we can spend another 8 years fixing their bullshit.

Reminds me of Euro Truck Simulator 2. The o ly difference there is I’m driving the rig flat out doing 95 in a 35. Speeding and red light tickets aren’t as expensive as missing an urgent delivery window!!!!

I canceled service because I'm renovating my house and living at the gf's. Spectrum/Comcast/TWC/Spawn of Satan sent me promotional within a month to my house with my name on it. I'm sure if I called and inquired they'd probably give the bs line about me having been a prior customer. 

Grab Ohio, Illinois, and the stretch of highway into Louisville, KY. Not sure where you go from there.....maybe a flying/floating bridge with no speed limit. We could call it the Flyover Bridge. 

My college roommates still remember one very important thing about me. If I woke up with clothes ON then I was incredibly drunk the night before.

That would be awesome if someone sued Trump for his libelous BS.

That person at the restaurant was fired in case you missed it. I guess being a dick to people has consequences and maybe you should go tell the homophobes in OR that.

That's the price they're willing to pay. It's economics! 

Wow.....this is just the absolutely hottest of hot steaming dump takes. 

You’re horrible, now my mouth tastes like partially digested Indian food and coffee.

When I bought my 1st home 6 years ago my dad gave me some advice “Put the least amount you can down. That way if you lose your job or something catastrophic happens and you have to walk away from it at least you aren’t out 20%.”

PWAP is obviously the NRA woman. Shitty people, geopolitics, AND male dominated? 

USA has been doing this for years on tractor trailers. The drive wheels and trailer wheels being replaced with super singles can save around 100 lbs PER axle. So you end up with 400 or so pounds of weight savings, reduced rotational mass, and higher MPG. When combined with trailer skirts and aero tail they can get…

Maybe some GTA:O if I complete “Holy Shit WTF Are We Packing for a Week at the Lake With The ENTIRE Family” on super hard mode.