Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

It’s turtle butts all the way down.

Uber. It’s like Juicero, only for calling a cab.

The new mumps are artisanal free-range organic mumps though.

Jason, again dude, you are the F’ing best :]

How the eff are there no Twenty One Pilots songs on this list? Am I the only one perpetually annoyed by their douchecanoe white frat boy “music”? For some reason I found their songs to be the distillation of everything horrible in America in 2016.