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It’s sooooo good. It was also excellent for reminding my neighbors that our shared wall is very thin and my tv is louder than theirs.

I hope to see you in 40 years. Keep up the good work!

Yes! I was going to come down the comments to ask this same question. My meat houses Me. It isn’t in itself Me. Frankly, I think what you see at open casket funerals is so much more disturbing than the pictures in the article. I don’t believe in souls either, so I don’t really know what Me is made up of, but I’m

I skipped right over AI but now I’m going back. I didn’t start watching until maybe season 10? Thanks for the recommendation! :)

Simon Cowell’s Money Face is a thing of beauty. Nothing will ever touch me as much though as his face when Susan Boyle sang. I believed he was going to cry. As big a dick as he is, if he believes in your talent (and the paycheck of course) he will support and work for you.

Oh my god. I was going to make fun of his tight, tight pants. Now I’m crying*. That song. His voice. From the word “take” I had goose bumps. And I miss Whitney. I think my intro to her was I Wanna Dance. Purple dress, big hair? She was so lovely and joyful and now she’s gone, and her daughter is gone and it’s all so

I think that sounds like a texture nightmare lol. But thank you for the suggestion.

Before I got married and my bar days ended, I could easily put down 6 drinks an hour. Even at a minimum, it would have been 2-3 beers and a double shot of vodka every hour. But now I’m a cheap date and I would only be able to do that kind of drinking for an hour before it was time to eat then sleep.

Had to? Or got to?

It’s because you aren’t an old.

Ahah ahaha. I clicked the picture. Blech.

I’m picturing you right now. A little flushed and sweaty, flung across the couch, an arm over your eyes, muttering “at last, its out there.”

Oh geez. You did nothing wrong. Speaking of defensive (ahem..../blush), I completely agree with you about speaking up. People who can stand up should. I certainly don’t experience what you do, I get the plain old misogyny which was the thing that started my speaking out. So I know somewhat what the frustration is like

I don’t have a problem with gelatin. Maybe they just use more of it in yoplait than in dannon. Or maybe because you don’t need (and can’t thanks to those stupid containers) to stir it the gelatin solidifies more? And stirring the dannon breaks it up and it becomes more smooth and less semi-solid goop?

Is that a line from the song?

I checked your comment history because this realllllly seems like a troll opening. But you seem legit. So I’m going to take your question at face value.

Greek yogurt doesn’t fill that niche? I’ve never tried it.

I don’t remember it, but I looked it up and the packaging looks vaguely familiar. It looks like they used whole milk and cream and the rise of “healthy eating” just killed it. I think this was back when eggs were bad too.

I grew up with Dannon Fruit on the Bottom (berry flavors only plz) so I thought I liked yogurt. Then one day I had a Yoplait. What is wrong with their yogurt? Why is it the texture of play slime? Why???