I want those pirate shoes. Perhaps without the formal shorts.

Oh yeah! My favorite relationships are Charlotte/Harry and Smith/Samantha. I feel like they are the only ones who grow as people. Miranda is just so unpleasant 90% of the time (now, to me) although the very, very end when she is taking care of her MIL you can see a glimpse of what Steve sees in her.

You were too good for her Chris Noth.

This is from a discussion on unpaid emotional labor done by women, but applies to so much more.

So Pharrell is channeling MJ, Katy is channeling Gwen, and I stopped listening when she suggestively twitched her skirt and said something about catching fish.

I don’t know that skit, but if it’s anything like his bit about dating and lions I am on board! I’ve heard a lot of questionable stuff about Louis but he does a knack for paring down to the bone.

I have waited tables in Missouri (which is pretty racist) so I want to explain the vicious cycle of racism at restaurants. A black couple comes in. Nobody wants to take their table (because racism/”black people don’t tip”). Someone takes the table, is a shitty server, doesn’t check on them, is barely polite, gets a…

The first one is The Wee Free Men. It’s a subset of the Discworld books.

My anxiety books are Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching books. I do cry pretty much all the way through the last book in both series though.

Bar none this is the cutest explanation for how someone named a dog.

Go now. Order it online, download it, run out to the store. The first book is short. Less than 400 pages I believe. These are not children’s books. If you truly don’t like it you can hunt me down and I’ll PayPal you the 10 bucks.

The Lisas are both in long term marriages.

I know where I was and what I was doing 20 years ago. I do not remember reading my first Harry Potter. The magic has bypassed time because even though I am 38, there has always been Harry Potter, there will always be Harry Potter. I vividly remember starting the last one, but that’s it.

She’s 35. That’s an age difference but not like she is 18 and he’s 36. She’s a grown up.

Please take this as constructive criticism.

• What’s your favorite salad green? Romaine. Pretty much only romaine.

Ha ha no she is not Carrie. That is in reference to Sex and the City.

True story-My Worst Thanksgiving

My one and only group was run by a woman. She killed me every fucking week and made me reroll every fucking week until I was so far behind the rest of the group (all men) that I just gave up. She also allowed a couple of the guys to bring in characters made in other games but not me. And I was really excited to play,…

I just watched this for the first time! It was the first thing we put on when we got Prime lol. It is a terrible movie.