You know, when they played that soundbite in the document, I was assuming that it was intentionally misleading. Now, I’m starting that Ja Rule really, honestly doesn’t know the definition of fraud and how it applies in this situation. Which doesn’t absolve him of anything, but is just really alarming on so many fronts.

While he’s often reiterated that he would never impose his personal beliefs on others, his voting record shows a reluctance to embrace abortion rights.

I like how people just decided, based on a few polls that didn’t talk to anyone under the age of 45 (or maybe not even that much information), that he’s THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US.

Yes. It will have fundamental implications. I guess the next step is to stop testing for testosterone so all female athletes can compete on an even field.

RE: Maureen

Pitchfork is for people who think Rolling Stone isn’t nearly smug enough.

Don’t kid yourself, they are firmly entrenched in the patriarchy.

I didn’t realize Aunt Lydia was allowed to set up her own PAC.  Good for her!

Everybody is a content creator or influencer these days.  Fuck the internet, it’s an awful, awful place.

Agreed on all fronts, but if Domino’s is the safest pizza option, I’m just taking pizza off the list of options. Popeye’s or even KFC sound like the best bang for your soon to die buck. Even lukewarm, it’s still gonna taste great, especially compared to the prison slop you’ve been eating.

Online reviews - when did they become fucking Facebook status updates? I was in the market for a rain jacket on Amazon a while back and one review was 3 paragraphs on this asshole’s fishing trip to the upper Kenai pennisula, he didn’t even mention the jacket until the last sentence.

Rolling Stone, the Pitchfork of the 17th century (give or take), regularly savaged Led Zeppelin, so basically who gives a shit about what any of these publications think about anything?

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

When reading Tripadvisor Reviews, I automatically discount any negative review from someone from the UK. 99% of the time they knock off a star for the hotel room not having an electric kettle for their fucking cuppa. Go Brexit yourselves into irrelevance, you arseholes.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Office bathroom rule

Eat your salad with chopsticks like a goddamn adult

he is a small, angry Trumper.  No way he’s even allowed to look at her old Playboy pics

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.