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Carrie Mathison
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The headline makes absolutely no sense. The quality of writing here is nosediving.

I would go furthest and say the lack of a satisfying resolution to all of the mysteries set up made the entire series collectively disappointing. The show was very good at making compelling questions, but the payoff depends on actually answering them.

Because there’s no way anyone would know you’re storing a gun improperly until your kid gets ahold of it and shoots someone.

Good lord. If you can’t store a gun in a way that’s childproof, either don’t have a gun or don’t have a child.

The guy was so emboldened by how much he’d gotten away with that he had the audacity to run for office and not even resign when he was caught in lies. Consequently, with all the attention suddenly on him and every single transaction that was even slightly suspicious from his past, this was inevitable. Truly a “fuck

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A huge relief for commercial music. I can’t imagine the implications of creating a precedent for using mashups as smoking-gun evidence.

A real hair wig with a link that leads to an Amazon page of ~$100 products. Convince me these didn’t come from slavery or graverobbing.

“It was rapey behavior but I’m not a rapist” is the incoherent logic you come up with when you believe rape is something Bad Men who jump women in dark alleyways do, and you’re a good little boy so anything you do can’t be rape, just a little sketchy.

I just want to know how much that weighs on her neck!

I’m not going to argue with taking the “abundance of caution” tack, but I don’t know how credible a threat targeting the wrong venue is...

She did know the tradition. She said so right in her statement what the tradition is. And you don’t need to be a sports fan to know what happens in the White House when you’ve been the second lady for two terms and the first for one more.

I think anyone with in-law drama can tell you it's normal for all the BS to come from one side...

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It’s kind of a bop, and he did get some attention for this, and there’s that.

How about giving your kid a name instead of a practical joke.

“Congress is a bunch of old white men” is completely true, but coming from someone who uses a facade of “fun, queer, young woman” while being the most odious human alive, it feels............ a little disingenuous.

That’s not true. And it doesn’t give reporting a pass on using a word with a very particular meaning incorrectly.

It probably sounded better the way she said it. They maybe could’ve put a comma in there.

You had me at spiced waffles! I might have to check this out...

The City can’t have it both ways. You can’t call it a recreational league then coerce people to join it or effectively lose the ability to play at all. You can’t let people join a league but call them ineligible to win it. This whole situation stinks and you can’t get around that by saying the girls knew the rules.

What’s the point in the final game anyway? Why bother when you could just give the boys the trophy they were going to win anyway?