I knew Tara was gay, but then had a feeling like she had feelings for Glenn. Which made me wonder if she was bisexual, or maybe just generally preferred women and happened to like Glenn because he saved her. Or maybe I just completely misinterpreted things and she only liked him as a friend.

Not that it matters any…

I love this!

I used to be in love with Teddy Ruxpin when I was a kid, because I thought he had a sexy voice. I don't even know how I knew what 'sexy' was, but there you have it. I later broke up with him to date Raphael from the Ninja Turtles.

I wish I could say they were my first cartoon boyfriends, but sadly,…

When I was a kid, I went to cook something in the microwave and left the twist-tie on, not knowing that you're not supposed to put metal in. As my food cooked, the stuff inside suddenly started sparking and making horrible sounds. For whatever reason, I decided this meant that the plate was possessed by demons, so I…

I initially read the headline as meaning he was still a stranger and she was marrying him. I thought, "Holy shit, that's a whole lot of interesting things at once!"

This is... still interesting. I guess.

Both, really, depending. Promiscuity's just fine when I'm single, but I don't miss it or anything when I'm in a committed relationship.

Okay, maybe I miss it a little bit. The ex really started slacking off in the imagination department those last few years, despite all my efforts. There are times I longed for…

This dog lives, like, twenty minutes away from me. It's all anyone can talk about, and I don't care because I PRACTICALLY KNOW A CELEBRITY, Y'ALL!!!

Fuck Valentine's day. I legit might print some of these out to give to my soon-to-be ex husband. Fucking cheating tosser.

No, you are completely right. I mean, he does have his share of issues. He's also on the autism spectrum, and has some pretty severe learning disabilities (illiteracy being the biggest one). He grew up being told he was stupid and wouldn't ever amount to anything, so he fell into drugs and alcohol use, and a life…

Thank you for this, really.

One of my biggest problems (but also a strength, given I work in the human services field) is that I'm usually able to look at a situation from a variety of angles and perspectives. I'm empathetic, and can often find ways to understand a person's motivations and how they got where they are-…

God, you're not kidding. In the days that followed, he somehow managed to emotionally manipulate me to a point where I had a complete breakdown (unable to stop sobbing)- which he then tried to use as proof that I was "crazy" and that I wasn't capable of taking care of our kids (though I have always been their primary…

I found out last month that my husband of twelve years has been having an affair with a nineteen-year-old co-worker. When I confronted him about it, he somehow found a way to make it all about my failures as a wife and mother. I mean, I'm not exaggerating when I say that it's almost impressive how he managed to take…

This is one of my favorite places to go!

I don't know, I still like him in the sense that I recognize that people can believe some things that I completely agree with, and other things that I completely disagree with. The fact remains that he's Catholic and this stance is completely unsurprising. As someone who is not Catholic, I would love to see a lot of…

I feel like it would be the obvious choice for me, if I were in the same situation. But I'm not sure that it would be for Mindy (given her character and history). We'll see, I guess.

I cannot decide if I want to see this movie. I read the first book after it was recommended to me and LOATHED it. I'm not particularly interested in the movie, either. And yet, I can't help but feel like it's something that would be amazing to see with a few girlfriends and a lot of booze.

I didn't think Katy Perry did a bad job... but I REALLY wanted her to STFU while Missy was doing her thing. Missy Elliot, bar none, was my favorite part about the show. Hell, I think it was my favorite part about the DAY. Maybe even the week.

I love him!

Also, he reminds me of my dog, who's a dachshund/border collie cross. Mom was a purebred border collie that had been used for breeding for one or two litters, and who snuck in with the dachshunds before they could get her fixed. He's just about as ridiculous looking as this guy, but not quite. He's also…

It's Jason Momoa. Somehow I can't bring up the energy to give a fuck. Blonde, brunette, purple-haired... just give me Jason Momoa.

I think it's the wording. He's not saying "I'm devastated if I caused offence", he's saying "I'm devastated to have caused offence." He's acknowledging that his words were offensive, not throwing "if" around. He's directly addressing those who were offended and saying that he will try better in the future. As…

If anything, I'd see it as the opposite. I mean, NOTHING is getting up there- but if something is going to, it's going to be the guy with the theoretical crochet hook for a penis. The bigger the penis, the less likely (in my mind) that it's getting in there.

I could totally be wrong. I'm exhausted and not really…