Pop music only has a finite number of chord progressions to work with, people.

Womanizer by Britney Spears and the Lidsville theme song.

ABC should have bid on that Twin Peaks reboot.

the U is silent

I have faith in UKS.

what is MLS

I left the Office when Pam had that first baby. I jumped to 30 Rock and then Parks & Rec instead. Then I dabbled in some British TV.

Nails in the coffin. Thursday night comedy is dead.
*for NBC

Ready Player One is going to have to think outside the box.

CBS is America's number one network. I mean, with a great original variety of shows like CSI, NCIS, NCIS LA, NCIS New Orleans, CSI: USSR, NCIS Chiraq, Blue Bloods, Criminal Minds, Men with Guns, 911: Murderer, and Hawaii 5-0, it's no surprise that the Emmy nominations keep coming. Keep using those clickers, old…

Every time someone praises 'Girls,' a kitten dies. I swear to dog.