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Whitney is an insufferable creep, but they never make fun of him, because he's the executive producer.

“I take sketch comedy very seriously.”

MADELEINE AND ELLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITHOUT DORINDA?!

It think the name was Simon?

Its sole content is a can of Prince Albert.

Yolanda Foster’s fridge laughs in contempt at the Queen.

So... her refrigerator is running?

Well, better they spend it on stupid shit than hide it away in some offshore bank account.

Your gym gets it. The tvs in the locker room at my gym are always showing sports or a rerun of the Big Bang Theory.

How could you forget the classiest accessory of them all?

One of my best friends and I have what we call “Real Housewives Lunch” every few months - where we go somewhere fancy and order a salad wearing our fanciest jewel toned silk top and all of the jewelry we can fit on our bodies. Always a good time. Thank you for providing so much inspiration here for our next outing.

that special was so good!

Disgusting.

Did Lala get training in being an extra in a music video? Ariana takes it very seriously since she trained in being a music video extra and it’s going to offend her if Lala just decided one day she was gonna be a music video extra.

“No one cares about your stupid band”- is probably the one nugget of truth Jax has spoken in many seasons

It wouldn’t be the first time Germans scoured South America for opportunities to profit.

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

The fact that Russia managed to claw through the 1990s and emerge with its space program intact is amazing. The fact that we didn’t have an immediate replacement for the shuttle is a national embarrassment.

I love Chris and Mark Kelly. So glad we have two!

Scott Kelly for president