There is just NOTHING about him that isn’t terrible.

Henceforth every alley in Texas must be an ambulatory surgical center.

Borde*

Is it me or does Jessica Biel look really matronly? I feel like that dress is doing nothing for her at all. But I would knock someone over for Brie Larson's dress.

To prevent confusion with the IKEA end table of the same name.

Good.

I picture Lisa Vanderpump logging in and out so she can vote repeatedly and make Schwartzy win.

to all of them:

If the Facebook feeds of both my religious and super-granola family members are an indication, severe intellectual regression, autism, and possibly death. I think the general sluttiness is just a side effect of diminished mental capacity.

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

You know Joan is just going to show up at the last minute and claim that the entire estate belongs to her.

“My Ken dolls were constantly losing their heads, it was ridiculous”

Yeah, this seems like a way to sell an awful lot more outfits to well meaning parents.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

I love this show so much. It’s always body-positive and has featured a number of same-sex couples on the show. Love it.

no.

If she’s boring, I’m glad she’s not on the show. Kim Fields is enough. Thank you, Bravo.

You’re off topic. We are discussing the brilliance of vanderpump rules right now. I don't swim in your toilet, please don't piss in my pool.

OMG THS ISN’T REAL?