But why can’t she wear pants? I just wish a woman could be on the cover of a magazine geared towards men because of her accomplishments and be clothed.

If consuming lots of sugar is killing us, why is the average lifespan increasing? And as you study science, remember always to have a bit of skepticism for your gut. Feeling sure of something isn’t enough; remember that generations of doctors felt very sure of bloodletting and purging, and their clinical experience…

volunteered to help the unidentified woman after flight attendants asked if there was a doctor on board.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

I’ve mastered the three-day eye makeup look

You really don’t. In this case, ignorance is truly bliss. On the other hand, Below Decks starts tonight. I want to “yacht”.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

I saw some at Target or TJ Maxx or something for pretty cheap the other day. Just buy a couple cheap-ish ones for each of you and call it a day and leave room on your registry for something more practical like margarita glasses with stems that are cacti

it’s a necklace for your chair because life has lost all meaning

Madeleine Davies, Spokesmodel.

Suddenly I remembered I needed some Crest 3D White Luxe Whitestrips

Come the fuck on this is the show with the screamy guy from the Police Academy movies, we can’t have one little Kardashian?

“I want a dress that’s really unique, something that will make me stand out and look SEXY on my wedding day”

Well the supremacy of Monty Python just goes without saying. But ABFAB! Patsy forever.

wait lol at this thread this is perfect. Like british people DO make good television lots of great shows yes I’ve seen them they are great but every time someone talks about british vs american tv i get SO SO BORED, PLEASE SHUT UP I AM PASSING OUT I AM SO BORED.

Girdles, plastic wrap and duct tape, dear. Just like the women in these pictures.

What constitutes a “Southern” pencil?

I will hold a thousand exhibits in solidarity with the Charlie Hebdo editorial staff.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.