It’s about 30 bucks a day. I like to drop off my lunatic dog once a week so he can get wild with his kind.

Here ya go!

Parents like these are the #1 reason people without children find people with children insufferable.

My kids like to invite alllll their friends to their birthday parties. But receiving that many gifts is INSANE and not good for anyone. So I have come up with Creative Solutions, for instance: “please bring a book to exchange.” Then we have a huge grab bag and everyone gets a book! Present Overload avoided AND party…

Haha, my son’s name is Ford (it’s a family name) so he DOES wear the occasional Ford-logo apparel bc, hell, it’s cute!

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

Uhh, Designing Women or tweens goths? SIGN ME UP.

Listen, Bethenny- you do you boo. You go out and you get it. But I was at a wedding shower and somebody gave me a “Skinny Girl” cocktail and it tasted like poison. I legitimately mourned for the alcohol.

Or, Taco Cabana

Exactly. It's impossible to reach "Peak Texas" eating fake Mexican food.

Nope. Peak Texas would have been, "Man Rides Horse to Whataburger."

That was awesome. I'm opening my window.

Thin girls get to wear folded napkins.

VALKANE INSISTS YOU START WITH JIGGY!

her favorite descriptor is "ratchet"

I don't understand this at all.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING HATES LYCHEE?!?

She's worn all the colors...

Hard to pick up a lemon and put it in my see-through fridge without thinking of her.

You can totally put booze in tea. You can put booze in anything.