I think what Charlie is really saying is:

I totally read that as " he gets so much shit for giraffes..." and got an unexpected tingle.

FUCK. Best of luck, will miss you terribly.

I could put mittens on him first! ADORABLE mittens!

Great, now I want to drink all the whiskey

This summer was total crap for me. So much so that I have revised my previous goals for fall 2014 to the following three items;

I don't know what this is. Everything about it is just horrible. Even if she was going for an edgy look it fails.

Kelly, you don't know me but I want to thank you for posting this. It's been a depressing week, news-wise and this really does help with the doldrums. :)

It's good to know there is at least one person in the world who has never spent money on frivolous shit, and has always only spent money on necessities for themselves or helping other less fortunate people. Your cookie is in the mail.

Besides, they're just going to eat the grass and then hurk it up later.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

I got ginger ale so no one really won. Except me, because I love ginger ale.

Oh my God. I need a tall pint of butterbeer.

I believe at the memorial service, Ms. Stay also mentioned the strength she received from her faith in Christ. But as of yet, St. Matthew has yet to write her a letter in the voice of Jesus and send along a care package with an autographed copy of the New Testament. Guess we know who cares about their fans more now,…

If I wanted to pay $62 on something to keep sweat out of my eyes I would go in a colder room and drink $62 worth of beer.

wine people.

Start a Kickatarter campaign for her. I'm sure the wealth of misplaced sympathy in our society will donate enough money for her to rebuild her collection and hire private security.

I think it says something about the US when the Satanic Temple is the only one making and sense.

You know I always had a really good time with magnetic poetry, I'm really glad to see Blake opting to use it as her writing style.

clearly, you just never knew how to properly shop at Abercrombie/Hollister.