Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

I teared up, inexplicably.

I love cottage cheese. Give me a tub, a spoon and a shaker of ground black pepper.

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

Frankly, I would have trolled the internet for some pictures of conventionally attractive women, and then shown up dressed as furries.

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

I have never understood the appeal of Vegas. From where I'm sitting, you saved a bunch of money and protected your liver.

Well the upshot is you didn't have to go to the douche capital of the world. If a group of folks is going to make you feel like crap (even if not deliberately) than it was probably good self-care on your part to not go. Also, because I feel sad any time someone expresses body unhappiness, an internet hug and my…

Okay, so, it's kind of ridiculous to arrest the mom, but it is NOT okay to leave a nine-year-old alone for hours without supervision.

Kids these days...

At least his Second Amendment rights are still intact. Because that's what's important these days.

I think it's fair to consider everyone involved in this awful. The only innocent victim I see here are the poor animals.

"FIRE SALE AT CHICOS!"

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

It's an ideal friendship, people consistently talk down to both kids and the elderly, it makes sense that they'd be like "fuck it, let's hang out together and promise to not ask one another incessantly about whether we have to go the bathroom."

I know people get really upset when shelters/rescues (particular no-kill rescues) have INSANE adoption requirements, but THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THEY DO. People do shit like this ALL THE TIME because people are dumb and unfortunately shelters end up having to deal with the aftermath so have made ridiculous requirements…

If you can't handle farts, dogs are not for you.