Especially if I'm sloshing around my Wine Bowl inspired by Olivia Pope for Crate and Barrel.

Good point. I should also probably just drink less.

This is way better than "my cousin's good friend makes $67/hr working at home."

You clearly do not know my hangovers.

Lemme guess: the writer of this article is under 35, right?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

YES. It's like building a huge McMansion and refusing to spend money on landscaping and a good sprinkler system.

The Grammy's every year.

Yeah, I don't know, this sort of seems like one of those things like where, really, you have to exclude the obvious answer for this to be a fair contest. It's the 70's. It just is.

Um, this decade? SAY NO TO NORMCORE

Have you seen what people spend $8K on? That's less than the depreciation on the shitty new car you probably didn't need. I'd easily spend $10K on my dog's health if I could afford it.

This is basically how my dog acts when you walk out of the room and walk back in.

I'm actually surprised Fox News hasn't done an anti-bunny segment yet. "Everyone is so busy whining about campus rape, they're not paying attention to the true scourge of this country: fluffy bunny wabbits."

And just generally great at opera.

that rabbit's dynamite!

But they're such great barbers!

Many of the things listed here can also be said about men.

Go away Mark, this site is my personal pug posting area:

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

Would you say Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? (I am deeply sorry for writing this.)