I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

As much as I love her and this dress it totally reminds me of a more fashionable Star Trek ensemble.

I don't understand people who go to the Olive Garden when there are so many similarly priced but infinitely tastier mom and pop Italian restaurants in northern NJ. Probably not much healthier, but way more worth the occasional caloric splurge than what you'd get at OG.

Well in that case, have some white friends serve you while wearing blackface! It's consistent with the lack of sensitivity required to have the themed party in the first place, after all.

Bikini bridge? Really?

She totally has a Boob Fjord too. So jealy. #boobfjord #thinspo

Let me preface this by saying I watch all of the RHW shows because I am a complete voyeur. Yet I am continually amazed at all of the bad behavior displayed and how there never seem to be any real life ramifications for these women. Many of them have younger kids and I don't know how you can show your face at a school…

Since when is 2004 "vintage"?

doesn't the fit ALWAYS seem off on her dresses though?

This is way too figure-skater for me, especially with that hair!

Maybe Avery and Angelina are two giants.

Because 2 Broke Girls wasn't on at the time.

"neither plastic nor rubber."

This is legit gross. Would you like it if your husband gave your father a "Thanks for raising the woman of my dreams" flask? God, you probably would, you sicko.

It's only missing the part where he goes through the attic looking through every box of crap stored there, trying to find the box with the ornaments because none of them are labeled, and at some point over the summer someone went through the attic attempting to "organize" things but only got about halfway done with…

THIS IS SO CUTE I'M GONNA GO PUNCH THE WALL

What the hell is an "R5"? Get off my lawn.

The worst part for me was when I ran out of wine.

I did not hate-watch. I hate-recorded it for the simple pleasure of deleting without watching it. It was satisfying.