Can't believe you forgot Xanadu.

Robert Forster? Robert Forster?!? That, my friend, is Tom Fucking Selleck.

Honestly, now I feel a compulsive urge to buy LV.

How does he know it's the same outfit? Perhaps her closet is like Inspector Gadget's. No one has time for fashion when Dr. Claw is threatening the Federal Reserve!

Something that came up in my twitter feed an hour ago,

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence was on the way to a toga party, then stopped in at Michael's to jazz up her outfit.

A few thoughts:

and people say America ISN'T the greatest country in the world. WE HAVE ACROCATS, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

While this is very superficial, I really do see Crocs as a sign of giving up. There used to be a time where people took a lot of pride in their appearance, and fashion. Even if it wasn't expensive. There was an effort made. I just feel like Crocs are the cherry on top of the cake of not caring, and I don't want a…

"Cross" is a baller name. The only thing that would make this cooler is if Cross were named after Christopher Cross and his middle name were "Sailing."

Has RHOBH started back up again???!!!

Call me when they have Photshop 3D live and can carve my fat ass down to that in 10 seconds for real. I need that in my life.

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.

You've misplaced the hyphen:

...You're a grown ass-man, make a grown ass-man face...

OMG so cute! I wasn't going to dress up my Chihuahua this year. But then she peed on the couch when I tried to give her her ear medicine. So now she's going to be a bumble bee. Take THAT Olive!!

I have it all.

A nice house that's big enough to not feel crowded but small enough to not feel overwhelming when we're cleaning. A car that is very nice, dependable, but not ostentatious. A teaching position that only requires my presence on campus 12-15 hours/week. Some kids. Good husband. One lovable cat.

I have…

This has nothing to do with this article, but can you take the goddamn Miley Cyrus gif out of the sidebar, please? I'm at work and would like to actually read some of the articles where it keeps popping up.

But he is...so snuggly...

Almost a literal Stairway to Heaven.