According to the WSJ, skirt suits haven't been cool since 1988

Those white girls who are pissed should probably quit rather than comment anonymously.

Cute, but good lord, put some doggy steps up or something! That second pup cracked its chin really hard on the side of the tub while trying to get in.

C'mon, he didn't have to wear a butler's outfit or white gloves, and he's allowed to look directly at the white lady. PROGRESS!

It is a joyous time when the burners leave. Our neighbor three houses down jumped in his 90K Range Rover and left for La Playa today. He hopes to come back a changed man. We hope he comes less of a douche bag.

Can someone at Jezebel acknowledge and explain the crappy new layout, please?

Well to be fair, the tagline of the site does not mention news - "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing."

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an…

Holyfuck this is a white privlege/tears comment if i ever say one.

No dammit it's THR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-REEEEEEEE.

As a Texan, let me say that I think we deserve some scorn. We, as a group, voted these chucklefucks in. And despite this catastrophe, I'm not hopeful that we can vote a great many of them out. So we're partially responsible for this. That's how representative democracy works.

I wasn't sure whether you are a troll or not, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Sorry, if I want to get "empowered" with my friends I'd rather we train for a 5k race or join a quilting club or stick hot pokers in our eyes.

Yes! I do try to follow a rule of thumb to cover my "cost" of the wedding with a monetary gift. Even when I know the couple hasn't paid for the wedding. My husband and I are well off enough that this hasn't yet been a problem. But one our favorite wedding gifts we received: a Land's End bag with a blanket and a $7…

Probably a little harder than being a passive Internet troll, I'd imagine.

Hi - I actually founded Badass by fostering 1 dog in my 1 BR apartment. I don't know who the commenter is that said we wouldn't let her have a dog because she was not home '24 hours a day' but I can tell you that that is NOT the case. We are working New Yorkers, we understand what it means to be a working New Yorker…

Your concern for the welfare of kept animals is commendable, but the use of zoos as open laboratories of conservation techniques has in many ways eclipsed their original use as facilities for human entertainment.