45 can’t bring himself to mention any woman, even a murdered one, without framing it around whether he finds her attractive or not.

Michael Kelly can

She wasn’t qualified for the campaign job either. And her behind the scenes strategy may have worked during campaigning but white house comms demands a more visible, present hand. I do agree that she was more qualified than the Mooch who simply flattered his way into the job. But let’s not pretend like she didn’t get…

Please stop, I just switched over to fizzy water to cut down on my alcohol consumption.

The Queen’s first cousin, once removed (I think that’s how that works?) married a Māori bloke. At the time, their marriage required the Queen’s consent, which she gave. As a Kiwi it makes me pretty happy that there are now Māori members of the British royal family with awesome Māori names. These guys are all pretty…

God why do you insist on bringing up ANCIENT HISTORY that happened five days ago??

I’m William’s age and I used to think he was so hot. Now, not so much. It’s not even that he’s older and balding. Please. I’m not as young as I used to be either, but I feel like he used to look like Diana and now all I see is Charles. Ugh.

Congrats to them! He seems really taken with her, unlike his previous girlfriends. I just hope she doesn’t leave Suits before it’s done.

She’s the more attractive of the pair.

He’s not marrying me so I don’t see what I should be excited about.

My toddler was Prince last year. I have framed pics of it throughout my office and home. It always makes me smile.

Maru makes me happy.

I <3 your idea about things that make you happy~~~

I bought this fan in Lancaster. It’s silly and I didn’t need it and it makes me smile.

My best boy <3

A happy healthy Chiflado keeps me happy. 

I ordered this pink

I know, right? I lost my shit when it got to that part. I keep watching and it’s never not funny :)

I laughed so hard: “It’s gooooooooooone!”

So on days when I’m feeling awful, or the visitors are making me rage, or the world is just being shitty, I go and pet the dogs up for adoption at the place across the street from work.